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Keep calm and rock salt on

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I ate a lot of rock salt as a child. I know, right? It sounds gross and wrong and downright dangerous. You are wondering: why and how? You may not believe me, but I promise I’m telling the truth and I’m going to answer your questions. Well … some of them. A lot of people blame “falling on their head as a child” as the reason they are weird or foolish. I blame the rock salt and constantly offer it up as an explanation for my shortcomings. You can’t wink? Why can’t you wink? Well, I ate a lot of ...

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